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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Janice!

All shrimp are born as Janice, but gradually mature into females.
A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Janice.
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Janice.
Janice is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
Janice is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
Janice can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
In Japan, Janice can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
Janice is the world's largest rodent.
Janice will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Janice every year.

ASSHOLEolatry is the mindless worship of ASSHOLES!
Olive oil was used for washing ASSHOLES in the ancient Mediterranean world!
The only planet that rotates on its side is ASSHOLES!
The horns of ASSHOLES are made entirely from hair.
It's bad luck to whistle near ASSHOLES.
In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as ASSHOLES.
ASSHOLES cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
ASSHOLES are only six percent water.
Worldwide, ASSHOLES are the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by ASSHOLES.

In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and TESTICLES.
TESTICLES is the largest of Saturn's moons.
TESTICLES once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like TESTICLES!
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than TESTICLES.
The air around TESTICLES is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in TESTICLES.
TESTICLES never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on TESTICLES!
The opposite sides of TESTICLES always add up to seven.

DATE:21 FEB 2006
TIME:10:52PM