9pm - Goes to friend's house for a game of mahjong
9:03pm - While playing, starts to sway from side to side as if possessed
9:06pm - After 3 minutes of swaying, starts to fart bombastically at 1 second intervals.
9:10pm - Friends left the table because it stinks too much.
9:11pm - Left alone, starts to gorge down mahjong tiles.
9:13pm - Chokes to death.
HALLELUJAH HALLE HALLELUJAH!
List of things i
-Deathnote (they are selling it!)
-Digital bathroom scale
-MODEM CABLE
-daily planner notebook (i love to be organised!)
-a new wardrobe (not clothes but literally A NEW WARDROBE.my current one is too small to accumulate all my clothes/bags :\)
-new furniture for my room (someone head down to ikea with me please!)
-something, anything, to splash on my bare room walls.
last post before 2006. but i'm not gona write stuff like "Reflections on 2006!" or "Resolutions for 2007!" or stupid stuff like that because i simply can't be bothered.
right.go ahead and say that i am aimless/hopeless/umotivated/SAADD/weird/whatever. let's see who is able to stick to his or her resolutions for the whole of 2007!
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